SCP-682 – “Hard-to-Destroy Reptile” Figurine - Shop Art by Lauralien

This terrifying little lizard has escaped the SCP Foundation's containment. It's a real winner in terms of personality: It's a walking, talking anger management problem, and it almost exclusively takes its frustration out on humans.

Free Shipping in the USA!, Celebrate that one brief-but-glorious moment when we thought SCP-999 might be able to contain SCP-682.

Crosstest feat. SCP-682 & SCP-999 - 3 Glossy Vinyl Sticker

Reptile Slime

Scp Pins

This adorable glob of orange ooze would love to be your friend. Really! It's absolutely harmless!, It'd be a shame to keep it contained, so why not

SCP-999 - Tickle Slime Figurine

Scp Label

SCP-999 – Tickle Slime Figurine - Shop Art by Lauralien

Reptile Slime

Scp682

Scp.sticker

Free Shipping in the USA!, Channel the indomitable spirit of the legendary Canada Goose. Go forth, give no honks, and conquer the world (or at least

Come at me Bro Canada Goose 5 Matte Vinyl Sticker

Scp.sticker

Free Shipping in the USA!, Channel the indomitable spirit of the legendary Canada Goose. Go forth, give no honks, and conquer the world (or at least

Come at me Bro Canada Goose 5 Matte Vinyl Sticker

SCP-096 – Shy Guy Monster Figurine - Shop Art by Lauralien

Free Shipping in the USA!, Escape back to nature just mind the thorns.

Thorned Hyena 5 Matte Vinyl Sticker